Sooooooooooooooo......we all got a free drink and due to the lack of food we got to talking a little crazy tonight!!
[1:10:08 AM] Kirin: If me and T.J. ever hang out, he will probably leave in the first 5 minutes because he will be so sick of me!
[1:10:13 AM] T.J.: Kieran, she already touches herself on video. There will be no SFW video from Kirin and me meeting. It will be Kirin furiously beating off and me sitting there disgusted.
[1:10:25 AM] ALLAN: lol
[1:10:25 AM] Stephen: LOL
[1:10:26 AM] T.J.: Or yeah, I'd probably just leave
[1:10:30 AM] Kirin: What is SFW?
[1:10:35 AM] Stephen: LOL
[1:10:51 AM] T.J.: ^
[1:11:10 AM] ALLAN: Single female Whore
[1:11:12 AM] Kirin: . SWF
Acronym standing for Single White Female, an abbreviation often used in personal ads
[1:11:13 AM] Stephen: LOLOLOL
[1:11:16 AM] Joe Purcell: LOl.
[1:11:21 AM] T.J.: lmao
[1:11:22 AM] ALLAN: LOL
[1:11:29 AM] T.J.: I am dying
[1:11:33 AM] Stephen: me too
[1:11:33 AM] Kirin:
[1:11:34 AM] Kirin: I'm not.
[1:11:39 AM] ALLAN: not swf, he said sfw
[1:11:41 AM] T.J.: Yes, there will be no single white female videos
[1:11:46 AM] Kirin: oh oops
[1:11:52 AM] ALLAN: Kirin you're hilarious
[1:12:00 AM] T.J.: I am almost crying right now
[1:12:04 AM] Kirin: SFW
Safe For Work. Used to describe Internet content that could be viewed in the presence of your boss and colleagues (as opposed to NSFW, Not Safe For Work).
[1:12:32 AM] Stephen:
[1:12:44 AM] Kirin: So it's not Single Female Whore?
[1:12:51 AM] Stephen: LOL
[1:12:51 AM] Joe Purcell: And this has been another episode of Kirin Learnz to Internet!
[1:12:57 AM] Kieran Mcilveen: I like Allans definitions better
[1:13:02 AM] Stephen: ^ !!!
[1:13:08 AM] Kirin: I still don't get what Safe for Work means
[1:13:16 AM] Stephen: like if my boss is over my shoulder
[1:13:27 AM] Stephen: and i click a link you send me of TJ nude
[1:13:30 AM] Stephen: that's NSFW
[1:13:33 AM] Stephen: not safe for work
[1:13:43 AM] Kirin: So what does T.J. say our video is going to be?
[1:13:45 AM] Joe Purcell: Lies. T.J. nudes are SFW for all occasions!
[1:13:52 AM] T.J.: ^
[1:14:08 AM] T.J.: Kirin, a video of you touching yourself would not be safe for work
[1:14:20 AM] T.J.: Stephen's boss does not want to see that
[1:14:27 AM] Joe Purcell: Or does he.
[1:14:30 AM] Kirin: I would never record that!! EWWWWW!!!!!
[1:14:32 AM] T.J.:
[1:14:37 AM] ALLAN: Oh please.
[1:14:41 AM] Joe Purcell: Why not? You don't wanna know what it looks like?
[1:14:44 AM] ALLAN: The internet exists for people to do that
[1:14:45 AM] T.J.: Did you even read the comment I wrote?
[1:14:51 AM] Kirin: Yes!
[1:14:55 AM] Kirin: Omg
[1:15:02 AM] Kirin:
[1:15:02 AM] T.J.: [1/7/14 11:10:18 PM] T.J.: Kieran, she already touches herself on video. There will be no SFW video from Kirin and me meeting. It will be Kirin furiously beating off and me sitting there disgusted.
[1:15:08 AM] Kirin: Beating off?!
[1:15:10 AM] ALLAN: hahahaha
[1:15:12 AM] Kirin: I don't even want to know what that is
[1:15:13 AM] T.J.: oh god
[1:15:33 AM] T.J.: Joe, help her
[1:15:39 AM] Kirin: Please don't
[1:15:40 AM] T.J.: or
[1:15:42 AM] Kirin: I said I don't want to know what that is!
[1:15:44 AM] ALLAN: I dont do that...what does it mean?
[1:15:44 AM] T.J.: Kirin, google it
[1:15:47 AM] Joe Purcell: It would be you fingering your vagina for clitoral stimulation.
[1:15:47 AM] Kirin: NO!!!!!
[1:15:51 AM] Kirin: I AM NOT FALLING FOR THIS!!!!
[1:15:51 AM] Joe Purcell: Too late.
[1:15:56 AM] ALLAN: google image please
[1:16:00 AM] Kirin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[1:16:14 AM] T.J.: Allan never beats off. What an angel
[1:16:35 AM] Joe Purcell: Allan doesn't beat off? Pfft.
[1:16:37 AM] Stephen: (shake)
[1:16:39 AM] Kirin: I don't either!!!!
[1:16:44 AM] ALLAN: never
[1:16:46 AM] T.J.: Kirin
[1:16:51 AM] T.J.: You do it when we skype
[1:16:52 AM] Kirin: We are such Sandra Dee's!
[1:16:52 AM] T.J.: Don't lie
[1:16:59 AM] Joe Purcell: I bet if Kirin did, she would become addicted.
[1:17:00 AM] Kirin: NO!!!!!!!!
[1:17:13 AM] T.J.: That's not what you yell when you are on skype
[1:17:21 AM] Kirin: What do I yell on Skype????
[1:17:26 AM] Joe Purcell: Kirin, masturbation is pretty great. As Nike would say, just do it.
[1:17:30 AM] T.J.: "YESSSS!!!!!!!!!"
[1:17:31 AM] Kirin: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1:17:32 AM] Stephen: lol
[1:18:09 AM] ALLAN: Good for you, Kirin. Some people are sweet and innocent.
[1:18:13 AM] Kirin: Thank you!!!!
[1:18:17 AM] Kirin: At least someone supports me!
[1:18:32 AM] ALLAN: I am not one of them. I lied. It's been like 20 minutes.
[1:18:39 AM] Kirin:
[1:18:42 AM] Joe Purcell: Hahahahaha.
[1:19:00 AM] T.J.: lmao
[1:20:25 AM] Kirin: Let's send T.J. cards and presents.
[1:20:34 AM] Joe Purcell: Why?
[1:20:39 AM] ALLAN: That's the progression in this conversation?
[1:20:51 AM] Kieran Mcilveen: because he is T.J.
[1:20:52 AM] Joe Purcell: Masturbation > send T.J. gifts!
We are ALL doomed!!