I guess I'll provide an actual cast assessment of my own.
Aaron: His confessional is pretty boring. I don't see him being very interesting going forward. At all.
Billy: Bah sorry Britti but Billy was just someone I never really "got" during Mexico, and I still don't really now. He seems like he'd be a perfectly okay guy to talk to, but in Survivor, I'm just like... eh. He's attractive, yes. I don't care that he's a masculine gay guy or not, but I do find the whole bro thing to be a bit exhausting... and while I am totally fine with people smoking pot, I find it kinda tacky when people constantly try to drop hints/jokes/whatevers about how into it they are. I dunno. Maybe that's a personal thing with me that needs to be worked out. Heh.
Chris: HAY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT HE'S INTO BLACK GUYS? It's really hard to interpret, you REALLY have to read between the lines to figure that one out. But, in all seriousness, he is an otherwise entertaining player. I just wish he didn't for some reason feel the need to constantly beat us over the head with his boyfriend's presumably large black penis every two seconds.
Cody: Not really entertaining to me right now.
Craig: Definitely the least interesting of the Dog Pac alliance.
Daniel: I prefer when people put their conversations in a separate place for people to read them... although he's probably not going to do that now after you scolded him, Mr. Pomales!
Anyway, he's updating like... a lot. He seems pretty into it. However, I don't know if he's particularly interesting. Based off his conversations, I don't think we'd click.
Debbie: Disappointing she doesn't appear to be a bit more active in terms of confessionals, because I thought she was fantastic during her audition. So much so that I said I'd rather see her on the actual show than in this game. I think she still has a lot to deliver, so, I've not given up hope entirely.
Dodds: Holy fuck such a boring confessional. And the whole "narration" schtick is going to grow tiresome. Fast. Just fucking write your fucking thoughts like normal you twat. </rage>
Dylan: Although I'm not surprised and can't blame him... my heart hurts a little more each time he says to someone that he didn't bond with anyone in Bali. Haha. I did regret not getting to know him better during that time, but I always felt he was unavailable. Maybe we just didn't have anything in common. Either way, I love what a lil' charmer he is. It's adorable. I hope he goes very far! Represent Bali well, Dylan!
Eric: At first I thought this guy was super awkward, but endearingly so... but then I read what he said about music. Like fuck the jerking off thing (though I'll comment on that), but all his fucking music comes from Glee? Fuck me off right now. That's awful. Like seriously. God damn. Anyway. The jerking off thing... all I can wonder is how much does this guy do this that it is not only considered a bad habit, but that it fucking is killing the nerves in his dick? Like unless he is shutting door shut on his dick as his primary method of getting off, I don't see how this is physically possible. He probably needs to stop being so angry with it.
Gabe: Got the totally wrong impression of him based off his interview. Seemed smarter than he is... but I also hardly paid much attention to that. He's totally the BK of this season. Can't keep his shit together, really. Though I am totally loling at the Alpha Jews thing.
Ginny: Ya know, I totally get that the public confessional thing was a joke or a prank or whatever. But I wish she would post an actual fucking confessional, too. At least respond to her damn questionnaire. I don't know this woman very well, but why is she a favourite?
Jamie: I've never played a game with Jamie where she performed well. She was in the first game I ever won, and she was systematically voted out at the merge having not really formed much of an alliance at all. In the second game I played with her, I fucked her over a second time. I feel bad each time, because I actually think she's hilarious (as noted previously). I just rarely see her convey that same awesomeness in her confessionals to other people. Either way, she better get her ass in gear, because it looks like she's in trouble.
Jeffrey: Nothing particularly interesting about his confessional...
Jose: I have to return the favour and cheer Jose on this season, as he did for me in Bali. He's just such a nice, sweet guy, I don't know how anyone can have an issue with him at all. He needs to step up the confessionaling a bit, though!
Kelman: Seems like kind of a douche.
Matt: Boring. Is he trying to insinuate that he gets laid a lot or something?
Nicole: Still a little surprised that she's in this season but at the same time, I'm intrigued. People really seem to be flocking to her this go around. I think, honestly, the format of India just wasn't conducive to what kind of a player she can be, and Ricky being there certainly didn't help things at all. She's just so damn adorable that it's sickening.
Robbie: I groan at the use of the word "hunty" but I'm so used to my friends saying it all the time that I quietly but disdainfully just internalize it. Either way, I hear nothing but great things about him. Actually, in Offensive, for the snapshot challenge, I recreated a video of his (it was a dance). Haha. So I know he has personality.
Sami: There are not enough words to express my complete and utter adoration for Samantha Nordstrom. From the very moment I met her in a skype call, I knew I wanted her in this season. She's fucking fantastic. She's so smart and so savvy. I would probably throw away my own game for her, she's just that great. I so hope she pulls off greatness in this. If she is ousted before merge, then we will have witnessed a serious blow to this season.
Sassy: Aw I adore Sassy as well. I hope she doesn't let her paranoia get the best of her. But she was stressed as fuck when she was revealed, and I don't know if that's ever gonna stop for her. She needs to chill for a few seconds and just like... be fine. Lol. Otherwise, I guess she seems like she's in a decent middle position on her tribe.
Sheri: I quite enjoy Tilly. But it sounds like her verbal diarrhea is going to get the best of her. She does actually talk a lot of shit about people behind their backs, in my experience. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes I don't appreciate it. However, I enjoy her all the same. Not sure she'll do particularly well this season.
Tyler: Ugh. Newfies. >_> I feel like the fact that he's typing like a Newfie is a major put on, since I've known several Newfies who are down with the dialect but can type in standard Canadian English. Regardless, super meh confessional.
Vartevar: Not even kinda surprised whatsoever that people aren't taking to this guy. He's such a skeezy douche. I've already mentioned a few times how we banned him from Addicted to Survivor. I think it was for repeated sexist, homophobic, and antagonistic remarks. For sure it was for antagonistic bullshit. Just seemed like a super cocky douchefucker. He has also seemingly contributed nothing of value to the game other than pleasing me by being a potential early target. So thanks for that, I guess. In general, though... can't stand the guy.